Wednesday, December 14, 2011

The Kolor of Kristmas is RED

KOMMRADE KRACKER!


CAPITALIST PIG WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE IN SOVIET RUSSIA NUT KRACKS YOU. THIS IS LIE. IN WORKERS' PARADISE, EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD ALL CRACK ONE (AND ONLY ONE!) WALNUT. NO ONE EATS IT. THUS IS LIFE IN RUSSIA.

KOMMRADE KRACKER GIVES ONLY ONE GIFT TO EVERY PERSON IN WORKERS' PARADISE: A BOOT TO THE ASS. ONE EACH. 

ANY MAN WHO GIVES A GIFT WILL BE EXECUTE. UNLESS IT IS VODKA. THEN YOU WILL BE EXECUTE, AND VODKA GIVEN TO BEARS. GOOD SOVIET MAKES HIS OWN VODKA, AND ONLY VODKA TO FEED HIS ENTIRE FAMILY. THUS IS LIFE IN RUSSIA.

KOMMRADE KRACKER!

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