Thursday, October 6, 2011

Sexy Sexy Stick Figures

Nothing says Halloween like costumes, and Stikfas are like a dress-up in a box. Somewhere between model kits and action figures, you get a plastic stick figure body and a ton of clothes and props to slap on any way your sick little mind desires.

Let's take a look at a few possibilities from the Demoness kit:

Of course, the classic demoness

That old time witchy goodness.

The Pagan fertility godess

And of course the fan-favorite Pumpkin-head dominatrix!

Now that the fun is out of the way, the bad news. These guys are fragile. I mean fragile. I barely touch mine, and there are stress marks at every joint. Tender is the word of the day here, you ham-handed neck bears. No flopping them about like a two-bit hasbro transformers harlot. It takes a gentleman's touch. Bear this in mind before tracking them down, cuz they're not exactly cheap, being both imports and a canceled line.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a sultry gourd-headed broad to attend to...

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