Monday, October 31, 2011

It's Dracula Day!

HAPPY HALLOW'S EVE ALL YE' GOBLINS AND WRETCHES!

The day is finally here, bittersweet as it may be. This season wasn't the best, but in the end the worst Halloween is always better than the best normal day, amiright? The supermarkets might have forgotten the true meaning of Halloween, but I sure as hell haven't.

So let loose the wind sock ghosts! The honor guard of Halloween! These cheap, innumerable armies of plastic heads stuck on a scrap of vinyl cloth represent everything great about this season. No matter what kind of monster you are, whether it makes sense or not, everybody gets to glide menacingly on the chilled autumn breeze of October. Flap on, little trooper. Flap on.
Get the pumpkin lit, and set Samhain's candy aside. Pay tribute to the pagan gods of yore and gallivant naked and barking in the light of the harvest moon!

The hour is here, friends of the night. Go make a monster of yourself.


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