Sunday, October 9, 2011

Crunchy Corn

Ahhhhh Delicious mass produced sugar. It's what the season's all about- Monsters and Nom-Noms. Let's have a peek under the sweet candy dress (ooh bawdy) of White Chocolate Candy Corn M&M's. That is alot of names.

Oh my, White chocolate. The things I would do to white chocolate. And candy corn, the traditional mistress of sugar that we over indulge once a year out of obligation. She may not be that great, but our memories of the time spent with her are fond year round (except the 3 hours after eating three bags of her. God help us.) When the two make sweet love beneath the illicit shell of an M&M...It's interesting. Good, but...strange?
Okay, let's focus here. It's like white chocolate M&M's, but with generic candy sugar flavor added. Kind of. It also yields like candy corn, but there isn't any candy corn in it. I really can't convey this in words. It's like a mystery wrapped in an enigma. No, just a shell. But it definitely feels Halloween-y, and isn't that the best kind of Halloween candy? The kind you can barely identify, and would never touch otherwise? Go orange white and yellow! 

You really just have to try this, especially if you love dat sweet sexy white chocolate. It's not better than plain, but it's the right kind of variety to keep things interesting, like a bunny costume. 

I like white chocolate too much don't I?

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